RAWR.
I feel like posting a whole bunch of poems I've been meaning to put up but haven't.
So yeah.
READY. SET. GO
I feel like posting a whole bunch of poems I've been meaning to put up but haven't.
So yeah.
READY. SET. GO
Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
The run-ons of lies, dreams and fantasies
Oh look, another random post on how I write stuff! :D I'm pretty sure I do those more for my benefit than anyone else's. Helps me straighten out my mind, haha.
Anyways, sometimes I like to just sit down and write whatever comes to mind. Stream-of-consciousness style. ;3 Usually what I get out of it is a never-ending flow of sentences that sound cool individually but ridiculous when put together. Like the poem-thing below. There are many parts of it that I like, a lot, but then I read it all at once... and... well... it's not the best thing ever.
Anyways, sometimes I like to just sit down and write whatever comes to mind. Stream-of-consciousness style. ;3 Usually what I get out of it is a never-ending flow of sentences that sound cool individually but ridiculous when put together. Like the poem-thing below. There are many parts of it that I like, a lot, but then I read it all at once... and... well... it's not the best thing ever.
What will most likely come of this is me stealing random bits from this and making them their own piece.
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To say that I didn’t need you
Would be lying to you.
To say that I didn’t want you
Would be lying to myself.
But the truth leaves me speechless
I don't know what to say anymore.
My mind has stopped- frozen-
I am frozen in this moment
Of utter bliss.
…
I hope.
I hope it's never-ending
This feeling that has made me
Its ever willing prisoner.
Oh yes!
I can’t help but wish and dream
That it won’t ever- Ah! A Dream.
This must be a dream.
That would explain everything.
It would explain
Why I can’t stop smiling day and night
Why I can’t stop grinning like a fool
Why I can’t stop thinking about you
Why I can’t stop rambling on and on
Why.
I .
Can’t.
Stop.
Loving.
Every.
Phrase.
That.
I.
Am.
With.
You.
And .
Hating.
Every.
Sentence.
We.
Are.
Apart.
…
Indeed, this is a fantasy, is it not?
It has all the perfect moments to make it so.
A stroke of serendipity bestowed upon me
While I lay awake pretending to slumber.
Perhaps this means
The stars of my mind have finally decided
I am worthy of reward—
That.
That is why they are shining so brightly,
Guiding me straight to you
By outshining the sun itself.
Surely, nothing else explains this.
I have escaped reality finally
And you were my portal- my escape.
…
I wonder.
Is pretending this is a lovely dream
Lying to the both of us?
If so it’s a beautiful lie
and one I’m willing to keep up,
But only until the day
The truth overcomes the fantasy.
Because when that day comes
I will let go of the hold I have on this dream
And gladly fall into reality’s arms.
Lies may be sweet and comforting,
But
honest love
can never be conquered.
Until then,
I will willingly live among these
lies, dreams and fantasies.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Just a quick post
I love looking through my notebooks. I always find little stanzas and phrases of things I started but never finished. Usually I stop them because I lose inspiration, but when I look back again I get new ideas. It's also really fun to wonder what I was thinking when I started writing them. I just found these:
I don't need anyone
I don't need anyone
to see me break down.
No one needs to watch
my tears flow to the ground.
~~~
Pleasure is a fickle mistress
Pleasure is a fickle mistress
sometimes she comes so easily
and delights you with her gifts
but other times she is so cold
~~~
Self Expression
That drop of yellow paint on the wall.
That drop of yellow paint on the wall.
That streak of green on the sidewalk.
That sparkle floating in the air.
That is who I am.
The shadow lurking off screen.
The star twinkling in the sky covered by clouds.
The small daisy hidden in a bouquet of roses.
That is who I am.
A figment of your imagination.
A product of procreation.
A consequence of action.
That is who I am.
~~~
So yeah, right now these aren't much. They're jewels in the rough, ideas that still need to be developed... but this is a good little sneak inside view as to how I think and write. I have small samples like these everywhere, and every once in a while I come across one and I get hit with inspiration. So I take these ideas and I play with them and sometimes what I come up with will be just a final version of the original and sometimes it is nothing like the initial work.
I wonder what these will turn into. I can't wait to find out. :)
So yeah, right now these aren't much. They're jewels in the rough, ideas that still need to be developed... but this is a good little sneak inside view as to how I think and write. I have small samples like these everywhere, and every once in a while I come across one and I get hit with inspiration. So I take these ideas and I play with them and sometimes what I come up with will be just a final version of the original and sometimes it is nothing like the initial work.
I wonder what these will turn into. I can't wait to find out. :)
Friday, December 16, 2011
Random Writing That I Felt Like Doing
I'm home after my first semester of college and I have nothing to do. Thought I'd be productive and write some. This is just a free write. I have no idea where it's going to go. No editing. No anything. Enjoy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You shouldn't play with fire."
I looked up from my box of matches to find Gerard looming over me.
"You shouldn't play with fire," he repeated.
"I heard you the first time," I snapped, got up from my seat at my cluttered desk, and placed the matches in my robe pocket. I sauntered to a pile of books and scrolls in the far corner of dimly lit my room. From the bottom of the pile I pulled out a large worn out book. I glanced at the title, Of Dragons and Dames, and caressed the cover lovingly. "I believe you're here for this?"
Gerard shifted from his spot over my desk to face me and nodded with a fiendish grin. I tossed the heavy book to him and then sat back down at my desk. I grabbed the box of matches from my pocket and began to play with it again, waiting for him to leave. Ten minutes in dead silence passed and still he loomed over me.
"What. Do. You. Want?" I murmured venomously.
"I'm waiting for you to stop playing with those matches, Fira." he retorted and leaned against a shelf. I stared at him for a moment. His eyes were as golden as the flames I would be able to create if I unleashed my desire on the matches. That only tempted me more. I returned my attention back to the box and opened it.
Gerard's hand moved to mine and held it firmly.
"Fira. I said no," he huffed. I wrestled my hand away from him and squirmed up on top of my desk. I stood up triumphantly, keeping away from his grasp.
"You" I grinned and brought a match to my lips. "are not my boss." I blew a single flame on to the match igniting it brilliantly. I waved the flame in front of Gerard's face, his eyes darted from side to side watching it. "It matches your eyes Ger." I laughed and flicked the match at him. Gerard caught the burning match without flinching.
"This isn't funny," Gerard growled. I snickered and leaped from my desk on to a tall stack of boxes. Gerard glared at me, and I teasingly blew a flickering stream of scarlet flames in his direction.
"You ruin all my fun, Ger!" I sighed and jumped from the boxes into low pile of scrolls and empty parchments. I lay down in the pile and huffed a puff of smoke that floated into the darkness. I gestured with my finger for Gerard to approach me. I examined him as he came towards me. He was a lanky boy, with messy ginger hair, pale skin, a crooked smile and golden eyes. I laughed at how he carried himself with confidence now, when only a few months ago he had been nothing but a shy little bookworm I found hiding behind my books.
Gerard crouched down and looked me in the eye.
"I can't have you disobeying your own rules Fira," he pouted. I put my arms around him and drew him closer.
"A little fire never hurt anyone," I whispered and grinned widely, showing off my sharp teeth. Gerard ran his hand through my dark amethyst hair.
"Tell that to the book you accidentally burned last week," Gerard snickered and then smacked me over the head with a nearby novel. I let go of him and he jumped up. I pretended to rub my head in the spot he hit me.
"Aiiee, you're lucky us drakonei are resilient, or else that would have stung!" I hissed and faked a swipe at him.
"Stop complaining. We have work to do," Gerard scoffed and threw the novel at me. "And no more flames."
I grumbled and refused to budge. Gerard held out his hand for me to take. I ignored him and picked up a book. I really did prefer the time when he would have cowered at my hiss and flinched at my claws.
"Come on, you fanged, red eyed, lilac scaled dragon woman," Gerard grabbed my arm and pulled me up. "We still have so much more to discover. So many more secrets to find. Books to read. Things to learn."
Gerard patted me on the head, grabbed Of Dragons and Dames and walked away. I spat out a last spark of fire and returned to work. I vowed to make sure not to teach my next assistant how to stand up for himself. Self-confident humans would one day be the death of me.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Well... that turned out interestingly. I now have two new random characters to work with and a possible story. I think I will do more with these two sometime soon, I rather like them. I also really want to draw them. :D YAY RANDOM FREE WRITES~!!!
Also... not sure what drakonei are yet but in my mind they are humanoid dragon creatures. More humanoid than dragon though.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You shouldn't play with fire."
I looked up from my box of matches to find Gerard looming over me.
"You shouldn't play with fire," he repeated.
"I heard you the first time," I snapped, got up from my seat at my cluttered desk, and placed the matches in my robe pocket. I sauntered to a pile of books and scrolls in the far corner of dimly lit my room. From the bottom of the pile I pulled out a large worn out book. I glanced at the title, Of Dragons and Dames, and caressed the cover lovingly. "I believe you're here for this?"
Gerard shifted from his spot over my desk to face me and nodded with a fiendish grin. I tossed the heavy book to him and then sat back down at my desk. I grabbed the box of matches from my pocket and began to play with it again, waiting for him to leave. Ten minutes in dead silence passed and still he loomed over me.
"What. Do. You. Want?" I murmured venomously.
"I'm waiting for you to stop playing with those matches, Fira." he retorted and leaned against a shelf. I stared at him for a moment. His eyes were as golden as the flames I would be able to create if I unleashed my desire on the matches. That only tempted me more. I returned my attention back to the box and opened it.
Gerard's hand moved to mine and held it firmly.
"Fira. I said no," he huffed. I wrestled my hand away from him and squirmed up on top of my desk. I stood up triumphantly, keeping away from his grasp.
"You" I grinned and brought a match to my lips. "are not my boss." I blew a single flame on to the match igniting it brilliantly. I waved the flame in front of Gerard's face, his eyes darted from side to side watching it. "It matches your eyes Ger." I laughed and flicked the match at him. Gerard caught the burning match without flinching.
"This isn't funny," Gerard growled. I snickered and leaped from my desk on to a tall stack of boxes. Gerard glared at me, and I teasingly blew a flickering stream of scarlet flames in his direction.
"You ruin all my fun, Ger!" I sighed and jumped from the boxes into low pile of scrolls and empty parchments. I lay down in the pile and huffed a puff of smoke that floated into the darkness. I gestured with my finger for Gerard to approach me. I examined him as he came towards me. He was a lanky boy, with messy ginger hair, pale skin, a crooked smile and golden eyes. I laughed at how he carried himself with confidence now, when only a few months ago he had been nothing but a shy little bookworm I found hiding behind my books.
Gerard crouched down and looked me in the eye.
"I can't have you disobeying your own rules Fira," he pouted. I put my arms around him and drew him closer.
"A little fire never hurt anyone," I whispered and grinned widely, showing off my sharp teeth. Gerard ran his hand through my dark amethyst hair.
"Tell that to the book you accidentally burned last week," Gerard snickered and then smacked me over the head with a nearby novel. I let go of him and he jumped up. I pretended to rub my head in the spot he hit me.
"Aiiee, you're lucky us drakonei are resilient, or else that would have stung!" I hissed and faked a swipe at him.
"Stop complaining. We have work to do," Gerard scoffed and threw the novel at me. "And no more flames."
I grumbled and refused to budge. Gerard held out his hand for me to take. I ignored him and picked up a book. I really did prefer the time when he would have cowered at my hiss and flinched at my claws.
"Come on, you fanged, red eyed, lilac scaled dragon woman," Gerard grabbed my arm and pulled me up. "We still have so much more to discover. So many more secrets to find. Books to read. Things to learn."
Gerard patted me on the head, grabbed Of Dragons and Dames and walked away. I spat out a last spark of fire and returned to work. I vowed to make sure not to teach my next assistant how to stand up for himself. Self-confident humans would one day be the death of me.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Well... that turned out interestingly. I now have two new random characters to work with and a possible story. I think I will do more with these two sometime soon, I rather like them. I also really want to draw them. :D YAY RANDOM FREE WRITES~!!!
Also... not sure what drakonei are yet but in my mind they are humanoid dragon creatures. More humanoid than dragon though.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The much long awaited SUPER MEGA POST woohoo!
Here they are! All the drawings I did this summer, but not counting the work I did in the art class in Porto I'll put up tht stuff later. :) Hope you like them!
My attempt at a realistic sketch of Maya
Maya as a monkey ^-^
U've seen this one already.
What I wished my room looked like ;) it's getting there lol
Some penguins! The side doodles are by my friend Maria who lives in Toronto, Canada. Who went to Portugal for the summer like I did lol. (In case u see this Maria: PMT! PMT! )
Random doodle, some attempts at real life drawing and then doodles and a girl.
Zombie Pets! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Honey from Ouran High School Host Club and his bunny Usa-chan
hehe just like it says Bored Beyond Belief :)
Me, me as a chibi, me as a kitty :)
Jen, chibi Jen, wolf Jen
Duva, chibi Duva, monkey Duva
Mello: She's beautiful! So perfect!
Character from a story I'm working on. She's a moon goddess.
Another one. She's a sun goddess.
A flower/tree spirit. :)
Girl on left (my friend Dadinha)- Queres jogar? (Want to play?)
A fallen angel is discovered by a young girl, but the angel has suffered so much it trusts no one. What is the angel's past, that has scarred and left it so untrusting?
Another character form te story I'm writing :)
It's a cat :)
A girl who might be in the story I'm writing lol.
My friend Nat says this is Maya with Panda ears lol
Hold me close and slowly whisper in my ear
Our love is forbidden but that will never stop us.
We shall not spend our time together
I love NY
A dark emo girl
Some bad Pandora Hearts sketches lol
<(= ^ - ^ =)>
My attempt at a realistic sketch of Maya
Maya as a monkey ^-^
U've seen this one already.
This one too. lol
Fyre Ghost Girl (I was watching Danny Phantom at the time lol)
Fyre Ghost Girl (I was watching Danny Phantom at the time lol)
I was bored and watching Fairly OddParents lol
What I wished my room looked like ;) it's getting there lol
Some penguins! The side doodles are by my friend Maria who lives in Toronto, Canada. Who went to Portugal for the summer like I did lol. (In case u see this Maria: PMT! PMT! )
Random doodle, some attempts at real life drawing and then doodles and a girl.
Zombie Pets! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Honey from Ouran High School Host Club and his bunny Usa-chan
(which comes from the word usagi which means bunny in japanese btw lol)
KITTEN PIRATES! I actually have another drawing with these characters, maybe I'll put it up sometime...
The cap'n standing on the treasure chest-" MORE! MORE! I want more treasure! DIG! DIG! DIG! muahhahahaha (x infinity)"
The cap'n standing on the treasure chest-" MORE! MORE! I want more treasure! DIG! DIG! DIG! muahhahahaha (x infinity)"
The 1st mate who is digging-" But..but..but...I'm tired...so tired...and I ran out of rum...I need rum...rrrruuuummmmm...rum..rum..wonderful rum...
hehe just like it says Bored Beyond Belief :)
Me, me as a chibi, me as a kitty :)
Jen, chibi Jen, wolf Jen
Duva, chibi Duva, monkey Duva
Mello: She's beautiful! So perfect!
Near: She reminds me of someone, but I'm not sure who..hehehe
I wonder how many ppl will get this one and truly appreciate it lol
Character from a story I'm working on. She's a moon goddess.
Another one. She's a sun goddess.
A flower/tree spirit. :)
...no comment... ^^
Girl on left (my friend Dadinha)- Queres jogar? (Want to play?)
Me- Ok! eu gosto de ganhar! (ok! i like winning)
btw this REALLY happened lol
A fallen angel is discovered by a young girl, but the angel has suffered so much it trusts no one. What is the angel's past, that has scarred and left it so untrusting?
Will the girl be able to win over the angel's trust with her kind smile and welcoming hand?
Another character form te story I'm writing :)
It's a cat :)
A girl who might be in the story I'm writing lol.
My friend Nat says this is Maya with Panda ears lol
To me it was just a random sketch lol, but now it can be Maya with Panda ears lol.
Hold me close and slowly whisper in my ear
those sweet words of love I long to hear.
Hold me tight and never let go.
Let me feel you're heart beat next to mine
for just a while longer.
Our love is forbidden but that will never stop us.
Our hearts are one.
So let us remain locked in eachothers embrace
for as long as we can.
Every minute is precious.
We shall not spend our time together
in fear of discovery.
We will enjoy and savor every touch and every kiss.
So please whisper those sweet words of love
one last time.
I love NY
A dark emo girl
Some bad Pandora Hearts sketches lol
<(= ^ - ^ =)>
So are they any good? :)
Friday, June 19, 2009
Who's that POKEMON?!
As there is only one more week of school left final exams have begun at my school. Today was a regular day except the last two periods would be for the 7th period exam. I, however, had gym 7th period and since not much is done in gym that you can be tested for we had taken the test on Monday. This left me with absolutely nothing to do for about 2 hours since I had no ride, because Elsa and Ze are in Boston, because Elsa had a surgery on Wednesday. Check her blog for details.
Anyways, that left me with two hours in the cafeteria to use as I wished. So what did I do with my spare time? I watched videos on my ipod and drew. Recently my friend Jen has gotten me re-addicted to Pokemon, which I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing. But being re-addicted as I am I decided to draw my own Pokemon. :) I think they came out kinda cute. :)
Since I had a lot of time on my hand I also wrote some stats for them.
Darkoneko
Pronunciation: Dar-ko-neh-ko
Type: Feline
Element: Fire/Psychic/Dark
Attacks/Techniques:
Psychic Rawr, Dark Flames, Hypnosis, Telekinesis, Teleportation, Scratch Fire, Shadow Meow and more
Good Against: ALL!
Bad Against: NONE!
Evolves into: Nightneko
Nightneko
Pronunciation: Nite-neh-ko
Stats: same as Darkoneko's but awesomer. I didn't have time to write them and I don't feel like doing them right now either. ;P
PS neko is cat in japanese and koneko is kitten
Anyways, that left me with two hours in the cafeteria to use as I wished. So what did I do with my spare time? I watched videos on my ipod and drew. Recently my friend Jen has gotten me re-addicted to Pokemon, which I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing. But being re-addicted as I am I decided to draw my own Pokemon. :) I think they came out kinda cute. :)
Since I had a lot of time on my hand I also wrote some stats for them.
Darkoneko
Pronunciation: Dar-ko-neh-ko
Type: Feline
Element: Fire/Psychic/Dark
Attacks/Techniques:
Psychic Rawr, Dark Flames, Hypnosis, Telekinesis, Teleportation, Scratch Fire, Shadow Meow and more
Good Against: ALL!
Bad Against: NONE!
Evolves into: Nightneko
Nightneko
Pronunciation: Nite-neh-ko
Stats: same as Darkoneko's but awesomer. I didn't have time to write them and I don't feel like doing them right now either. ;P
PS neko is cat in japanese and koneko is kitten
Monday, April 20, 2009
An absolutely ridiculous story
It is funny how things never turn out the way you want them to. I spent most of the part of my day doing research for a story I wanted to write, but then I wasn't able to even start writing it because I promised Maya I would play with her. We ended up playing a game called Harold's Purple Crayon. We changed it up a bit, but the basic gist of the game was that you would pick a card with a word or phrase on it, draw it, then tell a story about it and you had to add on to the story as you picked up a card. The only other thing you had to do was keep the sequence of words in order that you picked them up. So in the end I ended up writing a story after all. It came out extremely ridiculous and amusing. Here it is: (The words I had to use are in bold)
Once there was a man who had an umbrella-shaped car. But one day he left his keys in his car, so he could not get in. So instead of taking an nice car ride, he decided to take an nap on his bed. But then he realized he did not have his sleepy-time gloves! The man could not sleep without his sleepy-time gloves!!! So he looked for them inside a violin, but they were not there, then he looked inside his dog, the were not there either. Saddened, the man decided to make himself an omelet, but then he could not find any eggs! Since he couldn't have an omelet, he decided to have a nice juicy apple, but then he found out that he did not have any apples either! The man was so frustrated!
“The whole world is against me today!” thought the man, “I guess I should just go live in a cave in the highest mountain I can find!”
The only things the man took with him were his favourite pig and his favourite pink fan. On the way up the mountain, the man got distracted by a pretty flower. Then he heard a odd noise, he looked up and saw that it was a plane flying above him. As he looked closely he saw that a queen was flying the plane. He thought that was rather weird. But then he realized that it was not a queen flying the plane, it was a moose! He thought that was even weirder. While he was watching the plane,the man realized he had forgotten his toothbrush at home! The man began to panic, he always always brushed his teeth, how was he going to brush his teeth in a cave without a toothbrush! Then the man saw a jungle and he decided to go explore in it to see if he could find something to use as a toothbrush. The man was not able to find anything. The only thing the man did find was a windmill, in the middle of the jungle. He decided to go have a look inside. However, he got bored of the windmill quickly and went back outside to the jungle, but as he went outside it began to rain! The man rushed quickly back into the windmill. While in the windmill, waiting for the rain to stop, the man heard a scary noise. Curious about where it was coming from the man decided to search for the source of the noise. Not a long time after he found where the noise was coming from. It was coming from a dragon! The man became frightened, until he saw that there was a zipper on the dragon!
“There aren't any zippers on dragons!” thought the man “It must be a fake!”
The man sneaked up behind the dragon and unzipped him! But what he found inside the dragon suit was a huge surprise! Inside the suit was a giant mutant alien banana! The man screamed an ran out into the jungle. He hid himself under a giant leaf. But the man was still afraid that the giant banana would find him and eat him, so he decided to climb up a tree. While up the tree, the man suddenly remembered that he had his telephone with him! The man called his cat, and asked her to come save him. The cat came to save him in a hot air balloon. The man and his cat, and his pig, rode in the hot air balloon to a police station. At the police station they told a police officer that there was a mutant banana on a rampage on a mountain. The police officer, the man, the cat, and the pig, all hoped on a giant butterfly and flew all the way back to the mountain. On the mountain they met a rabbit.
“The alien banana is destroying everything!” the rabbit told them.
“Oh my, we can't stop a giant mutant alien banana all by ourselves!” said the officer, “We need to get someone to help!”
“I know who can help us!” exclaimed the rabbit, “Super Octopus Man can help us!”
“But how to we get him to help us?” asked the man.
“Easy, we just give him a glass of milk” said the rabbit.
So the group called Super Octopus Man and asked him to help, but when he got there he said:
“Sorry but I don't drink milk anymore. I prefer ice cream!”
So then they gave him ice cream. After eating all the ice cream he wanted he wanted, Super Octopus Man went off to fight the giant mutant alien banana. They fought a huge and amazing battle and at the end, Super Octopus Man won. The battle was so awesome that the man and his cat and his pig, as well as the rabbit and the police officer decided to write a book about it. The book was such a big hit that even porcupines bought it, and horses too! (Even thought porcupines and horses can't read.) After a long and exciting day the man decided to go home, he realized it was a silly idea to live in a cave and besides he did not know if there were any alien bananas still around and he definitely could not afford to buy Super Octopus Man ice cream again and again so that he could be saved. As the man entered his house he tripped over a turtle.
“What are you doing here?” asked the man.
“Castles” said the turtle.
“What?' asked the man.
“Castles” repeated the turtle.
“He isn't very smart” said the man's cat, “ that is the only word he knows how to say.”
The man had seen so many odd things that day that he did not care anymore and decided to go take a nap even without his gloves. But as he went in his room he slipped and fell on his hands. When he looked to see what he slipped on he saw that he slipped on his sleepy-time gloves! The man rejoice with joy, but then right after he yelped in pain, because his hands hurt a lot. The man had to go to the hospital and have an x-ray done. The x-ray showed that the man had broken his hand bones and would never be able to wear gloves again.
~~~~~~~
Yeah... by the time I got to "castles", I had ran out of ideas.
It is amazing what you can come up with at the spur of the moment thought, hehehe.
Once there was a man who had an umbrella-shaped car. But one day he left his keys in his car, so he could not get in. So instead of taking an nice car ride, he decided to take an nap on his bed. But then he realized he did not have his sleepy-time gloves! The man could not sleep without his sleepy-time gloves!!! So he looked for them inside a violin, but they were not there, then he looked inside his dog, the were not there either. Saddened, the man decided to make himself an omelet, but then he could not find any eggs! Since he couldn't have an omelet, he decided to have a nice juicy apple, but then he found out that he did not have any apples either! The man was so frustrated!
“The whole world is against me today!” thought the man, “I guess I should just go live in a cave in the highest mountain I can find!”
The only things the man took with him were his favourite pig and his favourite pink fan. On the way up the mountain, the man got distracted by a pretty flower. Then he heard a odd noise, he looked up and saw that it was a plane flying above him. As he looked closely he saw that a queen was flying the plane. He thought that was rather weird. But then he realized that it was not a queen flying the plane, it was a moose! He thought that was even weirder. While he was watching the plane,the man realized he had forgotten his toothbrush at home! The man began to panic, he always always brushed his teeth, how was he going to brush his teeth in a cave without a toothbrush! Then the man saw a jungle and he decided to go explore in it to see if he could find something to use as a toothbrush. The man was not able to find anything. The only thing the man did find was a windmill, in the middle of the jungle. He decided to go have a look inside. However, he got bored of the windmill quickly and went back outside to the jungle, but as he went outside it began to rain! The man rushed quickly back into the windmill. While in the windmill, waiting for the rain to stop, the man heard a scary noise. Curious about where it was coming from the man decided to search for the source of the noise. Not a long time after he found where the noise was coming from. It was coming from a dragon! The man became frightened, until he saw that there was a zipper on the dragon!
“There aren't any zippers on dragons!” thought the man “It must be a fake!”
The man sneaked up behind the dragon and unzipped him! But what he found inside the dragon suit was a huge surprise! Inside the suit was a giant mutant alien banana! The man screamed an ran out into the jungle. He hid himself under a giant leaf. But the man was still afraid that the giant banana would find him and eat him, so he decided to climb up a tree. While up the tree, the man suddenly remembered that he had his telephone with him! The man called his cat, and asked her to come save him. The cat came to save him in a hot air balloon. The man and his cat, and his pig, rode in the hot air balloon to a police station. At the police station they told a police officer that there was a mutant banana on a rampage on a mountain. The police officer, the man, the cat, and the pig, all hoped on a giant butterfly and flew all the way back to the mountain. On the mountain they met a rabbit.
“The alien banana is destroying everything!” the rabbit told them.
“Oh my, we can't stop a giant mutant alien banana all by ourselves!” said the officer, “We need to get someone to help!”
“I know who can help us!” exclaimed the rabbit, “Super Octopus Man can help us!”
“But how to we get him to help us?” asked the man.
“Easy, we just give him a glass of milk” said the rabbit.
So the group called Super Octopus Man and asked him to help, but when he got there he said:
“Sorry but I don't drink milk anymore. I prefer ice cream!”
So then they gave him ice cream. After eating all the ice cream he wanted he wanted, Super Octopus Man went off to fight the giant mutant alien banana. They fought a huge and amazing battle and at the end, Super Octopus Man won. The battle was so awesome that the man and his cat and his pig, as well as the rabbit and the police officer decided to write a book about it. The book was such a big hit that even porcupines bought it, and horses too! (Even thought porcupines and horses can't read.) After a long and exciting day the man decided to go home, he realized it was a silly idea to live in a cave and besides he did not know if there were any alien bananas still around and he definitely could not afford to buy Super Octopus Man ice cream again and again so that he could be saved. As the man entered his house he tripped over a turtle.
“What are you doing here?” asked the man.
“Castles” said the turtle.
“What?' asked the man.
“Castles” repeated the turtle.
“He isn't very smart” said the man's cat, “ that is the only word he knows how to say.”
The man had seen so many odd things that day that he did not care anymore and decided to go take a nap even without his gloves. But as he went in his room he slipped and fell on his hands. When he looked to see what he slipped on he saw that he slipped on his sleepy-time gloves! The man rejoice with joy, but then right after he yelped in pain, because his hands hurt a lot. The man had to go to the hospital and have an x-ray done. The x-ray showed that the man had broken his hand bones and would never be able to wear gloves again.
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Yeah... by the time I got to "castles", I had ran out of ideas.
It is amazing what you can come up with at the spur of the moment thought, hehehe.
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