Chronicles of Flumdiddle

So I'm taking a really fun experimental writing class, and the first day my teacher had us pick out 3 postcards and write something based off them.

What I got:
a poetry magazine ad with the name Hix and a banana on it
a postcard for an album called "East of Flumdiddle"
a postcard with a panther and panther facts

What I did with it:

Hix from East of Flumdiddle
was a Panther who loved to solve riddles.
He was smarter than any bard,
so no problem was too hard
for that clever panther of Flumdiddle.

But then there came a day
when one fruit's question left him with nothing to say
"What is smaller than a blade of grass,
but with ultimate power and class?"
Hix didn't even have a hunch
so he ate the banana for lunch.

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This was fun to write. I enjoy random out-of-the-box writings. It started off as just a semi-almost-a-limerick and then just ended up as a silly poem.
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Then for homework we had to take whatever we wrote and change it into a different form of writing. I did a poem, so I turned into a piece of fiction:

Date: 13th of Flum
Location: Private Office

        The name is Hix. Hix Panthorus. I'm a P.I.-- Panther Investigator, and I work in the Riddle Division. Ya know, solvin' riddles and whatnot. You've got a word problem? A question with no clear answer? I'm the on you come to.

        Ya see, I'm the smartest cat in town. My mind's a sharp as my claws. There ain't no problem I can't solve. Remember that Humpty Egg fella? I put him back together.

        Eeeeyup. I', the cleverest feline in this here kingdom of Flumdiddle and always will be. Wanna know why? Because I ain't just got book smarts, I got them street smarts too.

        Let me give you an example.

        One day, I was mindin' my own business here in the office, when this fruit came in. A real beauty of a dame as far as that part of the food pyramid is concerned. She was a banana. Smooth yellow skin, with a long slender body. Looked delicious.

        Now, this banana, she came to me with a seemingly simple question.

        "What is smaller than a blade of grass, but with ultimate power and class?" she asked.

        I'm going to be honest with you. At first I thought I had the answer in the bag, but then the more I thought about it the less sure i got. I had no idea what this gal wanted me to say. I mean what kinda question is that? "Smaller than a blade of grass..."

        So then I had a dilemma of my own. I couldn't let some floozy of a fruit go around and ruin my rep when I couldn't answer her question!

        So you know what I did?

        I ate her.

        She was tasty as she looked, and rich in potassium too.

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I seriously hope you read that in a ridiculously stereotypical 1920s Private Eye/ Detective voice. If you didn't, go back and read it again... out loud this time.

I really like writing this as a detective story, I think I might write some more like these later.

Pleasantly Sour Lust's Secret p4 and 5

HUZZAH! The last pages! :3
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The Sins continue to spy on Lust,
but without success...
until Greed and Envy take a peek
into Lust's room!


 Lust's Secret is revealed!
The symbol of seduction,
is a nerd in her own right.
And she has a monocle...

Pleasantly Sour

Pleasantly Sour is a new idea for a comic I had a few months back. The charaters are the embodiements of the seven sins. There is also another character who will appear often who is Death. :3 I did most of the character design back in March xD This is the first lil comic :3 More to come hopefully!
Enjoy!

Here's the charaters in chibi form :3

Kid explains to Principal

He he he 'kay so this next poem is a bit...uhm strange...and uhm borderline inappropriate xD
I had to write a narration poem in class with a partner. My partner was Rachel, a friend of mine. She's really nice :3 Well what we basically had to do was tell a fairy tale from a different perspective/point-of-view. This poem is basically what i thought of right away when she gave us the assignment and i remembered this fairy tale (I'm not telling which it is, you can figure it out :) ). Ha ha ha. Then I just ranted to poor Rachel and then she added in some details as i frantically wrote it all down xD Today I read it to class, people were quite shocked ha ha ha. I'm starting to worry my teacher a bit, 'specially after I read Mary in class too. I feel sorry for Rachel though, now they think she's as messed up as I am. Sorry Rachel! :D  Well anyways here's the poem! (BTW hope no one is insulted by this poem in anyway :3 )

Kid explaining to Principal

by FE and Rachel S.

So I was walkin' through the woods

playin' hookie,

when I saw this chick

in a glass case thing!

An' she was surrounded

by these midget dudes!!

Well so, the first thing

that came to my mind

was

GANG RAPE!

So I did the only logical

thing I could do!

I grabbed a big branch,

and started whacking them with it!

An' they were flailing

an' screamin'

but I couldn't hear what

they were screamin'

since I was listenin' t' my ipod.

An' besides you can't trust

midget thugs...

or is it politicians y'can't trust?

I always get those two mixed up...

Well anyways!

Out of nowhere,

this tall dude

with tights an' a cape

jumped out!

(well he was tall compared t' the midgets)

An' he started suckin'

the chick's face off!

So naturally,

I whacked that foo' !

Well after all that,

I was just standin'

in the woods

with a bunch of

 unconscious bodies

all around me.

An' since I didn't know

what else to do

I called the cops!

Unfortunately I forgot

I was supposed to be in school.

So the cops brought me here,

an' now here I am

explainin' everythin'

to you Mr. Principal!

... Hope you liked it xD...

yea this is exactly what first came to mind when i thought of Snow White, and a "different" point-of-view xD

I swear there is nothing wrong with me (or Rachel, Rachel is totally normal) I just have a very strange imagination :3